Alright, so here's the deal for tomorrow. Everyone's gotta be there by 12:30. If you want to get some swings in beforehand I suggest you get there by 12. This gives us time to have the putting/chipping contests and have the Lido rep talk to us beforehand as well. I'll be in the parking lot so just come find me or the truck (blue jeep cherokee with Hofstra lacrosse sticker on the back). If I'm not there just call me, I'll have my phone on me the whole time. As for the shirts, you don't have to wear them tomorrow. Some guys choose to wear them, some guys don't, it doesn't matter. I'll just think less of you if you don't, no big deal. Everyone gets one so make sure you get it when you show up. Mike Unterstein, Gorman, Jacovina, and Steroid Ted are the first group to tee off. I'd suggest that everyone watches them tee off to make them nervous. I know Mike is already, and I'm having him tee off first so it would be awesome if everyone watched him! Just know that if you do start to heckle him and you see a guy named Ted running after you, you better run b/c he'll rip your head off easily.
Anyway, while your on the course make sure you guys don't crash the carts b/c if you damage them, guess who's paying for them...... you! So just know whatever you damage, you are paying for.
Remember to take a couple beers for the front 9 and then at the turn take a couple more for the back 9 so you have cold beers while you play. Also, as for the 15th hole closest to the pin, EVERYONE MUST FUNNEL A BEER BEFORE THEY HIT THEIR TEE SHOT!! You don't have to shoot right after you funnel it, just make sure you do one funnel before you hit your shot that's it. The last group (Rogers, Walter, Eric, 7 Rob) has to remember to take the funnel in with them along with the contest pins. If the winner of the closest to the pin didn't funnel a beer, then he doesn't win, the guy who came in 2nd will get the prize. Kinda like Reggie Bush's heisman trophy going to Vince Young now. You cheat, you lose your prize!
Once you are done with the round, BRING YOUR SCORECARDS TO GORMAN'S HOUSE!! I'll collect them when I get there and figure out which foursome won the 1st ever Dutch Dome Cup!
Afterwards, head to Gorman's house (560 West Fulton Street) but don't drink and drive. LB cops are all over long beach so be careful with that. The cab number for Long Beach is 516-432-5200. Put that into your phone. There are a couple guys that aren't getting wasted and will be driving so maybe if people stick around they will make a couple trips for everyone. If not, it's $5.50 per person for a cab ride in LB.
| 1. | Head west on Lido Blvd
|  | 0.9 mi |
| 2. | Continue onto E Park Ave | | 2.1 mi |
| 3. | Turn right at Washington Blvd | | 0.2 mi |
| 4. | Turn left at W Fulton St Destination will be on the left | | 0.1 mi |
There are the directions to Gorman's house from the golf course. Really simple and will take around 5 min to get there.Once everyone gets there I'll read out the scores and deal out the prizes for everyone who won. After that it is on to the Dutch Dome Open Drinking Games! Foursome Flip Cup Tournament, Beer Pong, Beer Die, you name it and we'll play it. Whatever bar we crawl into tomorrow night isn't gonna have a clue for what they are in store for, I can't wait.
I know everyone is pumped for tomorrow and so am I. Once 1pm hits, my only concern will be to get drunk. I won't have to worry about anything else, unless we get kicked off, then I'll go back to worrying again. Just know that my name is on everything for this outing, if you f*ck shit up on the course that really screws me over big time. So just watch yourselves out there and remember if you see someone driving a cart with no golf bags on the back of it, act right because he/she works for Lido.
Let the shit talking begin!!
I'll be posting the tee times the day before as a reminder for everyone. You guys should get there between 12-12:30. The guy in charge at Lido will be talking to us before our 1pm tee off about our conduct and the tournament format (best ball scramble). If you don't know what best ball is ask me on the day of and I'll let you know. It's real simple and the best way to play a tournament. Even if you suck, which most of us do, you'll be able to contribute.
