2011 Dutch Dome Open is already in the works. I already have a new trophy for the outing (this thing will be ridiculous) and am looking into a new website for it. Great things are happening for Dutch Dome Enterprises, I'm stepping up big time compared to the previous years. More to come soon boys. Start getting your foursomes together.

--TIMMMMYYYY

New Year's Resolution

My New Year's Resolution is to make the 2011 Dutch Dome Open the best open we've ever had. Happy New Year you crazy bastards!

HUGE SUCCESS BOYS! GREAT DAY YESTERDAY!!

Thanks for everyone who came out

I love waking up to a text saying that someone can't make it. Saaawwwweeeeettttt. Mike Unterstein is out b/c he's playing in tonight's Lizards game. This is the first time I'm pissed one of my friends is playing for the Lizards.

I changed some groups around so check em out.

1:00pm- Gorman, Bonaguro, Ted, Jacovina

1:07pm- Moyer, Hill, Culp, McCarthy

1:15- Swarsen, S. Prifte, K. Prifte, Debolt

1:22- Gunn, Pat Watson, Isaac, Dan Stein

1:30- T.I., Skudin, Lucas, Denap

1:37- Kelaher, Granger, J Watts, Hahn

1:45- Vella, Brad, Murray, Meatball

1:52- Me, Hizzo, Patrick, Chris

2:00- Mr Prifte, Bob Hiller, Dikmanis, Billy Thomas

2:07- Bailey, Joe, Kevin Josh

2:15- Rogers, Walter, Eric, Rob

Woke up at 6:30 this morning and can't go back to bed!

Alright, so here's the deal for tomorrow. Everyone's gotta be there by 12:30. If you want to get some swings in beforehand I suggest you get there by 12. This gives us time to have the putting/chipping contests and have the Lido rep talk to us beforehand as well. I'll be in the parking lot so just come find me or the truck (blue jeep cherokee with Hofstra lacrosse sticker on the back). If I'm not there just call me, I'll have my phone on me the whole time. As for the shirts, you don't have to wear them tomorrow. Some guys choose to wear them, some guys don't, it doesn't matter. I'll just think less of you if you don't, no big deal. Everyone gets one so make sure you get it when you show up. Mike Unterstein, Gorman, Jacovina, and Steroid Ted are the first group to tee off. I'd suggest that everyone watches them tee off to make them nervous. I know Mike is already, and I'm having him tee off first so it would be awesome if everyone watched him! Just know that if you do start to heckle him and you see a guy named Ted running after you, you better run b/c he'll rip your head off easily.

Anyway, while your on the course make sure you guys don't crash the carts b/c if you damage them, guess who's paying for them...... you! So just know whatever you damage, you are paying for.

Remember to take a couple beers for the front 9 and then at the turn take a couple more for the back 9 so you have cold beers while you play. Also, as for the 15th hole closest to the pin, EVERYONE MUST FUNNEL A BEER BEFORE THEY HIT THEIR TEE SHOT!! You don't have to shoot right after you funnel it, just make sure you do one funnel before you hit your shot that's it. The last group (Rogers, Walter, Eric, 7 Rob) has to remember to take the funnel in with them along with the contest pins. If the winner of the closest to the pin didn't funnel a beer, then he doesn't win, the guy who came in 2nd will get the prize. Kinda like Reggie Bush's heisman trophy going to Vince Young now. You cheat, you lose your prize!

Once you are done with the round, BRING YOUR SCORECARDS TO GORMAN'S HOUSE!! I'll collect them when I get there and figure out which foursome won the 1st ever Dutch Dome Cup!

Afterwards, head to Gorman's house (560 West Fulton Street) but don't drink and drive. LB cops are all over long beach so be careful with that. The cab number for Long Beach is 516-432-5200. Put that into your phone. There are a couple guys that aren't getting wasted and will be driving so maybe if people stick around they will make a couple trips for everyone. If not, it's $5.50 per person for a cab ride in LB.

1.	Head west on Lido Blvd		0.9 mi
2.	Continue onto E Park Ave		2.1 mi
3.	Turn right at Washington Blvd		0.2 mi
4.	Turn left at W Fulton St Destination will be on the left		0.1 mi

There are the directions to Gorman's house from the golf course. Really simple and will take around 5 min to get there.Once everyone gets there I'll read out the scores and deal out the prizes for everyone who won. After that it is on to the Dutch Dome Open Drinking Games! Foursome Flip Cup Tournament, Beer Pong, Beer Die, you name it and we'll play it. Whatever bar we crawl into tomorrow night isn't gonna have a clue for what they are in store for, I can't wait.

I know everyone is pumped for tomorrow and so am I. Once 1pm hits, my only concern will be to get drunk. I won't have to worry about anything else, unless we get kicked off, then I'll go back to worrying again. Just know that my name is on everything for this outing, if you f*ck shit up on the course that really screws me over big time. So just watch yourselves out there and remember if you see someone driving a cart with no golf bags on the back of it, act right because he/she works for Lido.


Let the shit talking begin!!

24 HOURS TO GOOOO! 24 HOURS TO GOOOOOO!! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT 24 HOURS TO GOOOO!!

500+ Beers...... for golf

So I just put in the order for Fourteen 36 packs. 12 Bud Light & 2 Budweiser (For Gorman). For all you math geniuses out there, that is 504 Beers............. JUST FOR GOLF!! If you want to add the 2 kegs at the BBQ, the Dutch Dome Open will have over 850 beers!! Damn, this is gonna be the greatest shitshow we've ever witnessed.




I would post some more stuff but Jersey Shore is starting in 20 minutes.

39 Hours Bitches!!!

So I'm gonna go ahead and assume that if I haven't gotten money from you I'm getting it on saturday. If you don't pay, then you obviously don't play. If your bringing me the money on saturday, BRING CASH!! Don't bring me a check, bring me cash on saturday. Here is the list of the 15 guys that haven't paid yet.

Brian Doohan

Patrick

Chris

Billy

Skudin

Julian

Matt

Dikmanis

Rogers

Rob

Eric

hizzo

Ted

Steve Hill

McCarthy

I'm buying everything friday night and saturday morning so make sure you pay me saturday. If you don't show up saturday you are a huge scumbag and a complete asshole and everyone will know that. I'll be furious and don't give me any excuses either, I don't want to hear it b/c that's real f*cked up if you don't show up.

As for the guys who already paid me, thank you, I really appreciate it and makes my life a little easier. Obviously this year was a lot more hectic b/c we had double the amount of guys but once 1pm hits I'll be nice and relaxed and drunk. Until that point, don't mind me being a doosh until I get all the money from everyone. I'm gonna try and get there around 1145-12pm. I need everyone to be there by 1230 so we can have our putting & chipping contests and have the Lido rep speak to us. I'll be doing shit for the outing at like 9am on saturday so the least you can do is show up on time. If you have a tee time later in the day, who cares, have some beers, watch the guys before you attempt to tee off, or go to the range and hit some balls. There is plenty of shit to do before. The last group tees off at 2:15 I think.

It's gonna be a great day boys! 50 hours until tee off!

3 DAYS

I'm thinking Partly Cloudy is a good thing for us. If we were drinking in the sun for 8 hours we all wouldn't finish 18 holes, but partly cloudy is a great thing for us.

I'll be posting the tee times the day before as a reminder for everyone. You guys should get there between 12-12:30. The guy in charge at Lido will be talking to us before our 1pm tee off about our conduct and the tournament format (best ball scramble). If you don't know what best ball is ask me on the day of and I'll let you know. It's real simple and the best way to play a tournament. Even if you suck, which most of us do, you'll be able to contribute.

Best Ball Scramble Rules
1. Every player tees off every hole. As a team, decide which ball to use after every player has teed off. You must use 2 tee shots from each player.
2. After selecting the tee shot, everyone must hit their next shot within a club's length from where the previous shot landed. If the ball is in the rough, each player must hit their shot from the rough. When the ball is on the green, each person putts from that exact spot. Each player will hit future shots from the same best position until your team has finished the hole.

As for the BBQ, I'll take any suggestions for drinking games for golf towels. Right now we're having a foursome flip cup tournament and then a beer pong tourny. Any suggestions, let me know so I can add them in. We'll have 4 golf towels left for prizes.


3 Days ya lil hookers!

Changes

So I had a couple guys drop out this week, sick. If anyone has someone that wants to play let me know and I'll try and figure a way to get them in b/c groups are gonna have to change right now. I have an odd number of guys and am gonna have to change a couple groups to threesomes but I'll keep everyone updated as I figure it out. The order might change as well. This is not what I want to be doing 4 days before the outing. Mike U, Gorman, Ted, & Jacovina are still gonna start us off so don't anyone worry about that. We put our best golfers up first!

These are the guys who STILL owe me money:

Ted
Hizzo
Rogers
Eric
Rob
Skudin
Julian
Matt Hahn
Steve Hill
Dan Stein
Dikmanis
Brian Doohan
McCarthy

I guess I won't have to wear my sweet golf umbrella hat now.


I've been getting some complaints about my lack of pictures so here ya go:





4 days bitches!!

Gettin a little pissed now

It's 5 days before the outing and I have money from less than half of the people. Are you guys shitting me? We're grown men here I mean holy shit, I got money from 21 people out of the 45. (1 more person canceled today) Now all of you are getting me nervous about who's gonna show up or not b/c half of you haven't paid yet. I need the money by thursday night. Make sure you get it to me, I don't care how you get it to me just do it. All of the people that owe me the money live on long island. Drive to Wantagh and drop it off in my mailbox, don't mail them anymore b/c they won't get to me in time. Some of you may be getting annoyed about me asking for the money, well here's a simple solution.... just give it to me already and then I won't bother you anymore!


I will give props to the young'ns though. Out of the 21 people that have paid 11 of them are the young guns and rookies to the DDO. So far they are showing everyone else up and we haven't even played golf yet. Thanks.

2,000 Hits Baby!!!

We've hit the 2,000 hit mark baby!!



6 Days Boys!

Went to the range today and holy shit I sucked. I couldn't drive the ball to save my life today. I can basically kiss the longest drive goodbye. Not happy with my 1st practice session of the week, hopefully all of yours is even worse so I can still win. Looks like the booze won't hurt my game as bad as I thought, might even make it better.

Don't have much to update on except that I still don't have money from over half of you. At least the weather is lookin good for now.

Hell Yeah!!

Here's a list of the guys who haven't paid yet.... you don't want to be on this list.

Ted
Skudin
Rob
Eric
Walter
Rogers
Julian
Matt
Steve Hill
Stein
Orsen
McCarthy
Rob Bailey & Group
Hizzo
Patrick
Dean
Brian
Dikmanis

I need the money before friday the 30th. Send it to me or drop it off at my place. Or next time i see you, give me the money then just as long as I get the money before the 30th I don't care how you get it to me. I don't want to keep hearing things like "yeah i'm gonna send it either today or tomorrow" or "i have the money i just gotta send it." I've heard em all this year, just get me the $$ so I stop being annoying and texting and calling you about paying me.

Rain or Shine, DDO will go on!

Weather reports suck. I have one site tellin me there will be no rain and mostly sunny. Then I have 2 sites that tell me it'll rain. I mean it's the greatest job to have, you can be wrong all the time and still get paid, ridiculous. Rain or Shine this outing is going on! Don't you dare think it isn't.

Good thing I have my golf umbrella hat!

Groups & Tee Times

So here's the updated groups as of today (July 22nd) and your tee times. Everyone needs to be there before 1pm though. The lido rep is gonna speak to us before and I wouldn't mind getting a group picture either. I plan on getting there around 1145-12. I got a lot of running around to do that morning unless I'd be there sooner. I'm sure everyone will be hungover from the night before and won't get there before noon anyway. So try and get there around noon so we call can have a couple beers in the parking lot before we start.

Here are the times for the groups:

1:00pm- Gorman, Mike U, Ted, Jacovina

1:07pm- Moyer, Hill, Culp

1:15- Swarsen, S. Prifte, K. Prifte, Debolt

1:22- Mr Prifte, Bob Hiller, Andris Dikmanis

1:30- Gunn, Pat Watson, Isaac, Dan Stein

1:37- T.I., Skudin, Lucas, Denap

1:45- Kelaher, Granger, J Watts, Hahn

1:52- Orsen, Bonaguro, McCarthy

2:00- Vella, Brad, Doohan, Meatball

2:07- Me, Hizzo, Patrick, Dean

2:15- Bailey & Group

2:22- Rogers, Walter, Eric, Rob


Again, try and get there around 12pm to tailgate.