Rules & Formats

Overall Score Rules:

Each player tees off on each hole. The best of the tee shots is selected and all players play their second shots from that spot. The best of the second shots is determined, then all play their third shots from that spot, and so on until the ball is holed. You must use at least 2 of each member’s tee shots throughout the round.

Closest to The Pin Rules:

This was on the 5^th hole last year which is a 135yd (white tees) par 3. In order for your shot to be involved in the competition your FIRST AND ONLY tee shot has to be on the green. There will be a marker on the green for you to mark where your ball landed. First, write your name on the marker, there will be a sheet to write your name on the marker itself. The closest shot after the last foursome tees off will win the contest and the golf bag.

Longest Drive:

This will be on the 500yd par-5 12^th hole. Again, YOUR FIRST AND ONLY, tee shot must land in the fairway in order to be involved in the competition. It will be the same marker as the closest to the pin. All you have to do is mark where your ball landed in the fairway and write your name, that’s it.

I am working on getting someone who works at Lido to be at the 12^th hole to watch everyone tee off b/c I know you are all a bunch of scumbags and will cheat, which is sad. If there is any debate to whether or not you took more than one shot, guess what doosh, you aren’t getting the bag. Since this year’s prizes are legit, we gotta do it right. With the closest to the pin, the 6^th hole tee box is right next to the par 3 green so everyone will be able to watch where the tee shots land and eliminating any chance for someone to cheat.

Last year we played from the White tees and I’m assuming we’ll do the same this year. If not, I’ll let everyone know before we start the tournament.

BASIC RULES:

Okay, so last year we all know what happened and this year Lido is gonna be watching us throughout the day. He’ll be having guys driving around like they usually do but might be a little more this year b/c of our outing last year. Last year he let us bring all the beer we wanted to as long as we didn’t have coolers. So DON’T BRING ANY COOLERS b/c you can’t use them. They let us stuff as many beers as we could in our bags and shoe bags and some kids even gave us trash bags and ice to fill. I know for one thing, they won’t allow a handle of Vodka again. So another thing, DON’T BRING LIQUOR BOTTLES. Yes, I know that was my teammates who brought it so we’re all set with that.

As I say all this, don’t think we all aren’t getting shitfaced on the course b/c we are. We’re just gonna do it with a little more class this time. I promise I won’t “Achilles” throw the flag stick 30yds at my partner this year. Every golf outing involves a lot of drinking, they understand that, just last year we, I mean myself, went a little overboard.

This year will be even better than last year and the BBQ after will be an unbelievable shitshow. We’re playing every drinking game possible and won’t leave the house until the kegs are finished. I call first game beer pong, I called it so I got it. Those are the rules, Me & Chris have 1^st game.

!!!NOW SEND ME THE DAMN MONEY!!!