So as I am talking to my teammate today, Patrick Miller, he brings to my attention one of the single most greatest ideas for the Dutch Dome Open. The closest pin is most likely on the 5th hole. It depends on where they tell me it is. Wherever Lido has the closest to the pin for us, these are the new rules. Each player MUST funnel a beer before you shoot. It doesn't have to be directly after you funnel but you must funnel a beer before you shoot your tee shot for the Closest To the Pin. I will need proof so, for now, the way I will know that everyone is funneling a beer will be by picture messages. Each foursome will have to send me pictures of each player funneling the beer for proof. If I don't get one of you, then you are out for the closest to the pin contest.
And you may ask, Tim are you going to have a Dutch Dome Open funnel? And my answer would be FUCK YEAH I'M GONNA HAVE A DUTCH DOME OPEN FUNNEL!! I'm working on it as I'm typing this that's how good at multitasking I am. I mean this is the greatest idea that I've heard this year by far. What a great teammate. So somehow we gotta sneak a funnel onto the course with Gorman's group b/c he's the 1st group. And from there on out, each foursome leaves the funnel at the tee box, not in plain sight so Lido doesn't see it. Each foursome from there on out has to funnel a beer and the last group will bring it back so we can use it at the after party as well. Wow, I didn't think it could happen but the DDO just stepped it up ONCE AGAIN this year!
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